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sloth-punk:

sometimes i want a relationship

sometimes i just want someone who will get drunk with me while listening to various records at 3am

but really most of the time i want to be in a relationship with someone who will get drunk and listen to various records with me at 3am

« Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing. »

- Hunter S. Thompson  (via phatsoneephan)

« As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.
»

- Anne Sexton (via kushandwizdom)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

« I want us to make each other better. »

- someone you should probably hold on to (via braided-funk)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

*something falls behind my bed*

miraguey:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

« what sense does it make to leave what you love and risk the possibility of it never coming back to you? »

- overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)