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there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.


im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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Dear future boyfriend.


I do not want you to buy me things. If you are the type of guy who insists on buying me things, don’t buy me a necklace. Buy me a bong. Don’t buy me flowers. Pick me some straight from the ground. Don’t buy a girl whatever you think most girls would want. Get to know me and what like.